I’m not a big fan of grass.
Don’t like to cut it. Don’t like to water it. In most cases, I find it horribly boring, visually and aesthetically. About the only time that I do like it is when it is used as a small break between more interesting landscape elements. Unfortunately, nearly all of the slice of suburbia where we live is heavily watered and heavily fertilized lawn.
We definitely don’t have the desire or discipline to water and fertilize to get a yard that looks like all the other yards. But we also don’t want to have that one house on the block that looks abandoned due to the yard. With the severe drought this year, we are currently stuck with this mess:

A sad looking lawn
Our yard ends a bit past the tree, right about where the green (and over-watered, in my opinion) grass starts. So, to that end, we are looking at re-inventing our yard with a bit more structure, a bit more personality, and a lot less grass.
Ivonne really wants to hire a landscape designer to put together a plan for us. I can’t believe that I, Mr. Do-it-all-your-damn-self-no-matter-what, am tending toward agreeing with her. I’m still not budging on doing the actual work ourselves, but having a blueprint may help things go quicker, smoother, and ultimately cheaper than my typical trial and error.